Who You
Gonna Call?
Professional paranormal investigation, ghost removal, slime remediation and supernatural emergency response — available 24 hours a day, nationwide.
Every paranormal problem, professionally handled.
From single-entity removal to full commercial containment. Our licensed field teams service every category of supernatural incident.
Ghost Removal
Full-spectrum spectral extraction for residential and commercial properties.
Poltergeist Investigation
Diagnostic sweeps to identify Class I–III kinetic entities disturbing your home.
Haunted Home Inspection
Pre-purchase paranormal audits with a certified 47-point supernatural report.
Haunted Hotel Response
Discreet after-hours dispatch for hospitality properties. Guest privacy guaranteed.
Library Hauntings
Specialized quiet-protocol removal for archives, libraries and reading rooms.
Slime Cleanup
Rapid ectoplasmic residue removal from hallways, walls, and elevator shafts.
Ectoplasm Remediation
Deep-tissue material extraction and hazardous residue neutralization.
Portal Stabilization
Dimensional rift assessment and reinforcement using proprietary containment tech.
Demonic Activity Assessment
Confidential Class VI+ threat evaluation with clergy coordination on request.
Stay Puft Damage Cleanup
Large-scale confectionery-based debris removal and structural inspection.
Ghost Trap Recovery
Retrieval and safe transport of misplaced or overloaded containment devices.
Containment Unit Maintenance
Quarterly service plans for your facility's ecto-containment grid.
Our AI
Receptionist
Amy is the voice of Ghostbusters HQ. She never sleeps, never puts you on hold, and never misses a call — no matter what's crawling around in your attic.
- ✓Answers every call immediately
- ✓Determines urgency and entity class
- ✓Books appointments in real time
- ✓Dispatches field teams to your location
- ✓Answers customer questions 24/7
From ring to resolved in four steps.
A frictionless dispatch pipeline built for supernatural emergencies.
Tell Amy what's happening
Describe the manifestation, address and urgency. Amy listens 24/7.
Amy gathers the details
She classifies the entity, logs the case and confirms your callback window.
Our field team is dispatched
The nearest response unit is en route, usually within minutes of your call.
Your haunting is resolved
Entity contained, site cleared, and a full incident report emailed to you.
Certified specialists on call, day and night.
Every field engineer holds a paranormal response certification and undergoes quarterly containment training.
What our clients say after the lights come back on.
"The ballroom haunting disappeared after one visit."
"They removed a Class 5 manifestation without damaging our hotel."
"Our library has been ghost free ever since."
"Fastest emergency response we've ever booked. Amy answered instantly."
"Professional, discreet, and the ectoplasm was gone by morning."
"They stabilized a portal in our basement. I still can't believe it."
Answers to the questions we hear most.
Yes. Our field teams are certified up to Class VII entities and equipped with full-spectrum containment gear.
Always. Amy answers every call 24 hours a day, including holidays. Emergency dispatch runs around the clock.
Absolutely. Hotels, offices, libraries, museums, restaurants and industrial sites — we service all commercial property types.
Typical urban response is 20–45 minutes. Amy will give you a precise ETA the moment you call.
Yes. Library hauntings are one of our specialties. We use quiet-protocol equipment to protect collections and reading spaces.
Active manifestations, visible ectoplasm, unexplained levitation, portal activity, or any entity threatening people or property. When in doubt, call Amy.
Need Immediate
Paranormal Assistance?
Amy can call you within seconds. Leave your number and describe what's happening — our dispatch team will handle the rest.